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sigh........
Well, the girls have played their first games this weekend, and I’m a bit surprised by the results. I really had no frame of reference going in, but even then, I just knew things would be different than they were. I got bamboozled into coaching this game and could not take pictures, but Ayana’s Pee Wee Panthers played against the Pee Wee Titans first and won. The starting offense and defense did very well. They did whatever they wanted to when they wanted to. It was like magic in the forest. The other kids, you know… the little littles ones were a different story for both sides. They were off the chain with what they would do. Some lined up on the wrong side of the ball, some just stood there, and one kid on the Titans played keep away with the ball with every adult out there, during the game. Funny stuff! I had a kid tell me he was gonna kill me and my team and the we were going down. A 5 year old felt the need to talk shit to me. I was dying laughing inside, just laughing as much as I could, all the while trying to herd these little people and give this chaos some sense of order. Ayana actually crushed some little boy, who landed flat on his back and started crying. I had no idea if that was OK out here with the little ones, so I approached Ayana and had a stern look on my face, which got her to start crying. I never scolded her, and I told her good job once I noticed the ref did not throw a flag. A few seconds later she was OK, and right back out there. Ayana has one hell of a mean streak under all the curls, dimples, and pony tails. I left that game sweaty (it was really hot on Saturday), and proud of my 2nd daughter.
Rianna’s Termite Panthers played the Termite Stallions. I also coached this game which is why there are no pictures. First thing I noticed was the size difference. The Stallions were on average 2-3 time bigger than our kids. This was NOT a good thing, as the kids noticed this discrepancy as well. They played the game with absolutely no sense of urgency, no hustle, and a heightened feeling of fear. They were visibly scared of these big ass kids, and in turn those big ass kids wore their asses out. The Stallions ran where they wanted, and scored at will. Turns out that none of the kids on Rianna’s team tackle her in practice, because they can’t tackle very well anyway. Arm tackles were run though, shaken off, and promptly scored on. Rianna got a few carries for negative yards because they were hitting her at the exchange. Our QB was getting hit 2 steps into his drop. It was an embarrassing, and frustrating game to be part of. All in all, we got our asses whipped. I had to carry Rianna off the field on two separate occasions because she was laying on the ground crying because someone tackled her with some force and it hurt. Relax, she just fine, but we told her that we were not going to baby her just because she was a girl. She asked US to play football, and crying was not going to cut it. She did have a pretty exciting kick return where she took the ball to the 50 from the 30, but other than that they kept her whole team bottled up. We did score once on a kick return. We had so many chances that we were bound to make one work by blind luck. I can foresee practice getting a little more intense in the coming weeks. The coaches will have to tell the parents that little Johnny is about to get his ass kicked for his own good, because football is a brutal sport on any level. The training has to be brutal as well, and that some kids will not like it. But either they get their asses handed to them in practice, and have fun during the games, or they have fun during practice, and get their asses whipped during the games, Mothers of America will have to decide.
Moving on from football to other updates. Our garbage disposal went tits up this week. We were absolutely delighted to hear the sound of it breaking, and henceforth be unable to use half of our sink. I’ve got my eye on a new one, but it will have to wait for at least a week before I pull the trigger on it. The broken one is a InSinkerator brand Badger.
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One of those parts no worky
I wish I could replace it with this:
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This is a real badger. They eat garbage right?
I just have to figure out how to keep this little guy under my sink.
The wife and I also switched out our bath puffs (bite me!). I was in charge of this task, and I THOUGHT I knocked it out of the park. But alas, I did not. When I bought home what I though was a gentle exfoliating bath puff, was actually a new age scouring pad in disguise. You know the old school one that your only use on cast iron pans. The ones that will STRIP ALL THE TEFLON OFF YOUR PANS IN ONE SHOT. Yeah, that’s what I brought home. I took a shower, and was physically assaulted by this thing. It was horrible. I had to warn the wife, with her still dealing with allergy related hives, I could not let her walk into an ambush I inadvertently set. I just got some new ones, lets hope I didn’t screw this one up as well.
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What I thought I was buying......
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what I actually bought home.....
I return to work this coming week. Needless to say, I am really excited (no, not really at all.) I get to catch up on things missed (crap other people should have done but didn’t), and see people I haven’t seen in a while (really not in a rush to see them ever again). Returning to work should be joyous, and I look forward to it.(need I comment on the implied sarcasm?)
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But I don't want to!
Well, that about wraps it up. Feel free to leave a comment. In fact, I IMPLORE you to leave a comment!