Well people, the final countdown has began. I have a surgery to fix my ankle scheduled for 14 January 2011. I’m excited, as well as apprehensive. A lot can go wrong when you are on the table and someone is cutting you open to rearrange your parts, but a lot can go right as well. I was apparently born with a defect in my ankle that only 1% of the population has. There is connective tissue binding two bones in my foot/ankle that greatly restrict movement causing all sorts of issues. The x-rays of my foot/ankle show a haze around the bones. When asked what causes the haze, it’s basically scar tissue, and bone chips, yes bone chips. I also have traumatic arthritis in my big toe as a result of limited movement. It’s called Calcaneal Navicular Fibrus Coalition, and here is a picture.
On to other things, it’s the holiday season. Time to bust out the plastic and charge yourself into credit oblivion in an attempt to prove to your family that you do in fact love them. Never mind that you feed and clothe them the whole year. Never mind that you pay for housing, utilities, and all sorts of other shit. Never mind that you had to give them a birthday gift at some other point in the year. NOW is the time to show them how much you love them. And you show them by buying all sorts of bullshit that they don’t need, and will only use for a month, tops. How about we just hand out and enjoy the company of family? How about we show someone how much we love them by giving them the gift of wisdom? Hand down some wisdom the way our grandparents did. Tell stories, give advice, if you don’t have any wisdom to hand down, give them books, anything that will give their minds a chance to imagine. Enlighten people, gift them some culture, manners, functionality, not just the shiny new shit.
And a classic favorite…. Dora!!
There is no time like Beer:30. Beer:30 is my favorite time of the day, right after Boobs o’clock and Vag:15. As a result of my love for beer, I became a small time brewer. I only brew 6 gallons at a time, but the beer is normally anywhere from 6% to 8.5% so it’s really drinking with efficiency.
One time in Okinawa, the airlocks on one of my brewing kegs got clogged and the damned thing blew up. With my wife in the room. While I was at work. We almost had the same thing happen early this morning. The airlocks were all clogged on all my kegs. My wife could here the seeping of air under pressure and woke me up. I took action, and I was sprayed with beer along with my wall but we got it all under control.
I really look forward to bottling, and then drinking the hell out of the beer pictured above. Check the names of the brews, Good stuff.
Rianna has started to do better at school, and that makes us all happy. Ayana’s grades have always been good as she is only in the 1st grade, and honestly, it’s kinda hard to fuck 1st grade up, but she’s doing very well either way. Her grandmother got her a giant teddy bear for Christmas. I mean A GIANT TEDDY BEAR!!
Tomorrow my family will pile into my wife’s 2007 Mazda 5 along with the dog and drive 6 1/2 hours to the Charlotte are to visit my mom for Christmas. My 6 year old absolutely adores her grandmother and is so excited to hand out with her. My oldest is excited that she gets to play with her cousins. My wife and I are excited to visit, and that the kids are excited. The dog pretty much has shown indifference to the whole thing, and the baby is pretty much just hanging out with us, and is down to travel for hugs.
I now leave you with a passage from the Book of Dirty and some words of wisdom
Book Of Dirty 5:30 – 5:35
And then Dirt Diggler asked of his God “do you want us, Your creations to be happy?” His God responded “yes, I do” and then blessed them with a case of the finest beer man would ever know. He said onto Dirt Diggler ” I have given you beer, and the knowledge to make more beer. You now have irrevocable proof that I love you, and want you to be happy.” Dirt Diggler saw the beer, heard his God’s word and did in fact know that he was loved, and to be happy.
Be careful out there and try not to over indulge. Too many other people will make complete drunken assholes of themselves in the next couple of weeks, don’t be the next one, unless that’s your role in the family.
Ladies be especially careful. No one wants to be a victim. And there are other reasons as well. Allow me to illustrate.
Well enjoy the holidays and feel free to leave a comment. You can condemn me, praise me, or otherwise but leave a comment so I know you’re not ignoring me. Thank you. Happy Holidays!!